Yearly Archives: 2021

Trump’s CPAC 2021 Speech Was So Full of Shit, He Had to Write it in an Outhouse

This weekend, former, one-term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald J. Trump retreated...

Boebert Grateful the ‘Gun Amendment is Second,’ Because If It Were Higher She Couldn’t Find It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) told a group...

Lying Sociopath Still Won’t Shut the Fuck Up and Accept His Failure

FART-A-LOT-GO, FLORIDA -- Out in the nation's Hanging Dong State, a...

Volunteer Grandma Tyrannically Knocks on Door to Ask Patriot If He’s Gotten a COVID Vaccine Yet

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Authorities are telling media outlets that...

Horse Faced Cave Troll Still Has Some Holocaust Comparisons to Make

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) has the distinction...

New Research Suggests Marjorie Taylor Greene is a ‘Sentient Klan Rally’

Dr. Valerie Gilgamesh, Chief Researcher at The National Institute of Looking...

Coroner Updates Ashli Babbitt’s Cause of Death to ‘Believing a Moron’s Bullshit Too Much’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The coroner tasked with determining the cause of...