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CDC: There Is No Vapid Moron Vaccine and Avoid Contact With Tomi Lahren Until There Is

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control is urging every...
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Trump Orders McCarthy to Put the Former First Lady on January 6th Commission

BAD MINCER, NEW JERSEY -- This morning, former, one-term, twice forever...
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Data Suggests Literally Nobody Gives a Fuck What Ted Cruz Thinks About Anything

Does anybody in America actually give a fuck what Senator Ted...
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Delta Variant Also Doesn’t Want You To Fauci Their Florida

TALLAHASSSE, FLORIDA -- If there's anything that enrages Republicans these days,...
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Neo-Nazi in a MAGA Hat Agrees With Andy Ngo: Antifa Are the Real Fascists

"You know what real fascism is, libtards? I'll tell you what...
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Pro-Life Tennessee Republicans Fighting to Help More Kids Die of Preventable Diseases

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE -- This week, news outlets reported that Tennessee Republicans...
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MAGA Hat or Super Glue? The Best Way to Seal Up a Vagina.

We've probably all been there before. You're looking to seal up...
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Jenna Ellis Leaves GOP to Form ‘Trump’s Balls Party’

MT. SHITDICK, COLORADO -- Jenna Ellis, an attorney who represented former,...
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Cruz Slams Texas Dems For Not Asking to Borrow His Cancun Timeshare

Democrats in the Texas State Senate have once again taken to...
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I Got My Vaccine, But I Support Your Right to Be a Moron and Not Get Yours

The following editorial was written by Editor in Chief and leading...
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