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Economy

Man Can’t Find Clitoris or Woman to Debate Gender Wage Gap With Him

CELIBATE HILLS, NEW JERSEY -- 28 year old Matthew J. Palumbo...
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Science & Medicine

Trump Supporter: His Cousin Convinced Him to Get Vaccinated By Withholding Sex

FT. IVERMECTIN, KENTUCKY -- For months, the Biden administration has grappled...
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Business

Listerine Contradicts Ron Johnson, Says It’s Intended for Recovering Alcoholics Sneaking Booze

Mouthwash maker Listerine is not useful in fighting COVID-19, the company...
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Criminal Justice

Hillary Says She Can Coach Meadows and Bannon Through Their Fear of Giving Congressional Testimony

Former Secretary of State, Senator, and First Lady Hillary Clinton offered...
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Conservative Media

Jesus Christ Doesn’t ‘Have Any Fucks to Give’ About the Fox News Christmas Tree

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This week, Conservative America has been...
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Pew Pew!

Matt Gaetz Poses With Someone Else’s Daughters Holding AR-15’s for His Christmas Card

Never one to pass up an opportunity to join in on...
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MAGA News

Trump Has a Title for His Presidential Memoir and Coloring Book

It took him over a year since he lost the election,...
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Criminal Justice

Mark Meadows Signals Intent to Plead the Filth Before January 6th Committee

Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, through his attorney,...
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Economy

Are All Anthropomorphic Penile Scabs Billionaire Sociopaths?

This publication's sole mission is to find the answers to questions...
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Science & Medicine

Greene: No School Ever Closed Down ‘Because of Spontaneous Combustion’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congressmare Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) doesn't want...
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