Yearly Archives: 2021

I Trained My Dog to Fart on Command and Now Everyone Thinks He’s Marjorie Taylor Greene

Oh dear God. What have I done? In hindsight, in retrospect,...

Congressional Republicans Blast Biden Over Political Props Stranded in Afghanistan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether it's Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun), freshman Congresshorse...

Pat Robertson Blames ‘Hot Men Doing Sexy Times on Each Other’s Fannies’ for California Wildfires

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has been watching the...

Autopsy Shows Babbitt Died of Fuckedaroundandfoundoutitis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the coroner in charge of overseeing...

Greene’s Vet Begs Her Not to Take COVID Vaccine for Heartworms

EQUINE HILLS, GEORGIA -- Freshman Congresshorse Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) was...

Scientific Study Shows People Who Think the Election Was Stolen Have This One Thing In Common

A new study from the National Institute of Investigation, Inquiry, and...

Cruz: “America Needed a Draft Dodger With Bone Spurs Leading the Afghanistan Withdrawal”

"What this entire debacle has taught is something really quite simple...

African Farmer Will Trade MAGAs His Livestock Drugs for COVID Vaccines

SUDAN -- Amani Mahmoud and his family have been farming in...

Local Moron Sees Inconvenience as Tyranny

LAKE SKIPPY, TENNESSEE -- Jack "Dipshit" McPhuckphace is known throughout his...

Greene Demands an Update From the FDA on Approval of Bleach and Sunlight Injections

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After months of waiting, the Food and Drug...