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Science & Medicine

Trump Promises Windmill Cancer Vaccine If He Gets Second Term, But Will Not Mandate It

BUTTE CHEESE, IOWA -- Former, one term, twice forever and ever...
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Criminal Justice

Have You Seen Any Job Openings Where I Can Kill People While Unvaccinated?

The following editorial was submitted to this publication by Officer Darrel...
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MAGA News

Op-Ed: “My Genitals Are Microscopic and It’s All George Soros’ Fault!”

The following editorial was submitted by the office of Congressman Matt...
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Tech

Trump Launches “Truth Social” and OJ Simpson Launches “Not for Murderers Social”

https://youtu.be/u0tJyXF9qiA SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, Facebook and Twitter executives...
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MAGA News

Jim Jordan Won’t Admit the Election Wasn’t Stolen or That Trump’s Balls Don’t Taste Like Candy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are few in Congress more fiercely loyal...
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Tech

Facebook Hopes Rebranding Itself “WhiteNationalistDumpsterFireBook” Helps Somehow

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facing mounting pressure after a slew...
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Science & Medicine

What’s More Fascist – Sneeze Guards on Salad Bars, Vaccine Mandates, or Attempted Coups?

These days, there's one thing Americans are really concerned about, and...
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Science & Medicine

Scientists Discovered the Missing Link. You’ll Never Guess Which State Sent Her to Congress!

For nearly as long as the theory of evolution has existed,...
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Criminal Justice

U.S. Marshalls Begin Checking Under Bridges for Steve Bannon

Former Trump campaign manager and White House adviser Steve Bannon is...
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Conservative Media

After Reading Meghan McCain’s Book, Biden Awards Goldberg and Behar Presidential Medals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In her new book, conservative commentator Meghan McCain...
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