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MAGA News

Anti-Corruption Crusader Pardons Four Corrupt Criminals Because He Cares So Much About Corruption

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The most prominent anti-corruption crusading president in American...
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Religion

Boy Scouts of America Moves Headquarters to Vatican City

VATICAN CITY, THE VATICAN -- The Boy Scouts of America is...
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Totally Bulls*it News

DNC: “We’re Not Taking Any Sides Except Against Candidates We Don’t Want You to Want”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee released a statement today,...
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The War on Drugs

Cannabis Overdoses Multiplied By Over 1,000,000% in 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The National Institute of Drug Policy and Research...
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Lifestyle

Man’s Problems Briefly Disappear When Playing Minecraft for 4 Hours and Eating Six Peanut Butter Cups

GOOSE COUNTY, IOWA -- Jack Borzini is a 40 year old...
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Business

Vatican Unveils Papal Vape-als Line of Holy THC Products

THE VATICAN -- Since ascending to the Catholic Church's highest and...
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Lifestyle

Stephen Miller and His New Bride Enjoying a Lovely Honeymoon Touring Dachau

DACHAU, GERMANY -- Over the weekend, White House Senior Racism Adviser...
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MAGA News

Obama Sends Trump “Happy Impeached Presidents Day” Card

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In 1971, the Uniform Monday Holidays Act was...
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MAGA News

NASCAR Fans Roar Approval as Wealthy Coastal Elitist Pretends to Care About Their Culture

DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA -- Not everyone in attendance at the Daytona...
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Religion

Pat Robertson: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has an ominous warning...
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