Yearly Archives: 2020

106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Something rather extraordinary happened this morning. Over one...

106 House Republicans Sign Brief With Supreme Court Declaring Trump’s Genitals ‘Tasty and Habit-Forming’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the days in both the Trump administration...

48 States File Federal Suit Claiming Facebook Should Be Broken Up Into Smaller Havens for White Nationalism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Forty-eight of the fifty states in the union...

Trump Sues Trump Campaign for Losing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of his single term as...

Trump Claims Alternative Victory in Alternative Election and Will Stay On As President of Alternate Reality

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump is growing more and more desperate...

20 States Sue Texas for Being Embarrassing Morons

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Twenty individual states have filed an emergency countersuit...

While Biden Is Sworn In, Donald Trump Wants Air Force One Packed With Supporters He’ll Fly to Guyana

Sister publication Alternative Facts reported this week that President Donald Trump has some...

Trump Officially Transitions Eric and Don Jr. to Joe Biden

As of the time of publication, this outlet can confirm that...

McConnell: “Every Administration is Entitled to Attempting a Post-Election Coup”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans are having a really hard time coping...

Texas AG Sues PA, MI, WI, and GA in the Supreme Court for Hurting Trump’s Feelings

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The United States Constitution is quite clear that...