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She Didn’t Want to Be a Bernie Bro, She Was Just 22 and Liked Policies That Made Her Future Brighter

Kirsten Tomjanovich is a Bernie Bro. Yes, she's biologically a female,...
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Trump Awards Tiger Woods Presidential Medal of Adultery

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, President Donald Trump gave golf champion...
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Trump: Space Force Converting the Moon Into a Death Star

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Having consolidated his power after the Battle of...
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CDC Issues Guidelines for Safe Handjobs During Coronavirus Outbreak

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Centers for Disease Control issued a new...
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Coronavirus Update: CDC Strongly Urges People to Stop Licking Each Other’s Nostrils

WASHINGTON, D.C -- The Centers for Disease Control have issued a...
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Bloomberg Grateful for Chance to Spend Fortune on Campaign Rather Than Helping Poor People Eat

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- With Super Tuesday in the books,...
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Man: “You’re Voting for the Wrong Person You Fucking Idiot”

The following is an editorial opinion piece written by Dick Whistler,...
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We Interviewed a 2-Month Old Fetus and Got Its Feelings on Abortion

In 1973, the United States Supreme Court ruled in Roe vs....
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Man Wonders What Would Happen If Everyone Who Said Sanders Can’t Win Voted Blue No Matter Who

FT. MODERATION, IDAHO-- Tyler Pessimistanto is a 38 year old American...
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Disappointed Eric Trump Didn’t Spot Batman or Spider-Man on Super Tuesday

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Eric Trump, son of President Donald...
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