Yearly Archives: 2020

Houston Astros in Talks to Sign Tom Brady

HOUSTON, TEXASS -- Major League Baseball's Houston Astros have reportedly reached...

Devin Nunes Accuses Hillary Clinton of Emailing Coronavirus to World and Then Deleting It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Devin Nunes stepped out from underneath the...

Trump Says President of Puerto Rico Was Wrong to Call Coronavirus a ‘Hoax’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, a somber President Donald Trump implored the...

CDC Wants Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In what has been one of the busiest...

Trump Campaign Suspends Future Klan Rallies Out of Coronavirus Concerns

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's re-election campaign has announced it...

Local Woman Totally Judging What’s In Your Coronavirus Quarantine Preparation Shopping Cart

BECKY FALLS, MINNESOTA -- 43-year old Christina "Christy" Tomjanovich is judging...

Town Shocked When Man Does Not Tell Women What to Do With Their Vaginae

A man in a small town decides he has too much to do to worry about all the vaginae in the land, and declines to have an opinion on abortion.

CDC Suggests Couples Start Using “Just the Tip”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In order to help minimize the spread of...