Yearly Archives: 2020

Obama Gives Biden Access Codes for FEMA Camps and Stockpile of Confiscated Guns

SECRET SHARIA DUNGEON, THE LITERAL HELL -- During their weekly ritualistic...

Despite Lack of Rent, Obama Looking for ‘Less Racist and Stupid’ Place to Live

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama announced today that he...

White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on...

First Lady Ivanka Trump Signs Publishing Deal for Next Book “Riding Your Dad to Success”

Ivanka Trump is totally a great author, and she doesn't just get book deals because of who her famous, orange-skinned racist father is.

FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's unclear whether it's true or not,...

Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the...

MAGA Boy to Explain Why He’s Not In Death Cult After Injecting Lysol & Taking President’s Dick Out of Mouth

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...

Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- What, exactly, is "Obamagate?" To be sure, it's something...