Yearly Archives: 2020

Mike Pence Grateful Trump Can’t Fire Him Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Just before noon today, Vice President Mike Pence...

Trump Promises Entire Capital Will Be Converted To Renewable White Power

President-Elect Trump's plan to tackle climate change includes a return to using renewable white power in the nation's capital.

Trump Bans Ramps, Gentle Declines, Hills, and Slopes

President Donald trump has officially decreed that the United States of America will "no longer have any purple mountains majesty or even greenish little hills."

Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to First Name

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson is...

Trump Orders Dave Chappelle Arrested for Slaying Candace Owens

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told reporters this morning that...

NASCAR Assures Fans They’ll See Confederate Flag Before Every Final Lap

DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA -- Yesterday, NASCAR announced that it was banning...

Trump Orders Confederate Flags Lowered to Half-Staff to Honor MAGAs Lost to Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- His critics have started to take notice that...

Trump to Rename Military Bases After Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Protests over the killing of George Floyd, an...

Big Tech Censorship? Pictures of Trump’s Neck Getting Removed from Facebook

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives from the two largest social...