Yearly Archives: 2020

Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life

HELL -- Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having...

That Time When Obama Suggested Delaying the Election and Republicans Were All Like, “Cool.”

This morning, shocking absolutely no one really, President Donald Trump --...

Town Shocked to Discover Local Pious Man Actually Just Raging Hypocrite

EL OSO GRANDE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A small mountain town nestled...

Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task Force

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has disbanded his first coronavirus...

Trump Demands MySpace Make Him Part of Everyone’s Top 8

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today on the Hill, a House special select...

Poll: Majority of Americans Rooting for COVID-19

The office of Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Crackfiendastan) announced today that he...

Trump Supporters Are Flooding WalMart Pharmacies With Demands for Alien DNA

BENTONVILLE, ARKANSAS -- WalMart has announced in a press release today...

MLB Institutes Designated Ventilator Rule

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In a fairly unprecedented development, Major...

Jim Jordan: “Bill Barr Was the Only One With The Courage to Suck Trump Off and Make Him King”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a fiery, hotly contested hearing of the...