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Trump Campaign Launches TikiTok Video App for White Nationalist Supporters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not President Donald Trump has the...
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Trump: “I’ve Done More For the Blacks Than Any Other President Who Also Called Them The Blacks”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump and his team seem to...
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Biden Campaign Asks Jonathan Swan to Debate Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Joe Biden 2020 campaign has reportedly reached...
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Absolute Moron Makes Up Shit About Mail-In Voting

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bloviating, mentally deteriorating, egomaniacal, white collar criminal...
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CDC Releases Study Using Demonic Semen, Alien DNA, and Unicorn Blood to Treat COVID-19

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control published a highly-anticipated...
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Trump Asks Barr If Democrats Can Be Stripped of Their Citizenship

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Poll after poll is starting to paint a...
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Tic Tac Cock Puts Off Banning App TikTok

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A man with a reportedly very small penis...
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Fauci Reminds Jim Jordan to Wear a Mask and Socially Distance When Ignoring Sexual Abuse

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During one exchange between Dr. Anthony Fauci and...
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Trump: “All The Voices In My Head Agree With Me That The Election Will Be Rigged!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's one of the least well-kept secrets in...
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Devin Nunes Questions Founders’ Motives for Not Allowing Presidents to Delay Elections

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Can the President of the United States of...
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