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Trump Relinquishes Presidential Responsibilities in Democrat-Run Cities

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a press conference today, President Donald Trump...
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State Department Officially Recognizes City of Slamdick as Capital of Thighland

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Owing to a "need to keep the president's...
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Backside of Mount Rushmore Being Prepared for New Trump Bust

To the victors go the spoils, and Mount Rushmore is about to get spoiled, President Donald Trump style.
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Local Idiot Still President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The town idiot is still the President of...
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TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone

CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA -- In an effort to fend off a...
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Trump: “Ivanka and I Fell In Love With Thighland on Our Honeymoon”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Donald Trump surprised the world and...
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NRA Member Vows to Triple Donations to Group That’s Robbed Him Blind for 25 Years

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins bills himself as "the...
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ISIS Offers NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Interim Position

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- This morning, the New York Attorney General...
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Kayleigh McEnany’s Cross Bursts Into Flames

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There was a brief scare during White House...
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Mattel Releasing “Nazi Press Secretary Barbie”

EL SEGUNDO, CALIFORNIA -- Just in time for Christmas shopping, the...
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