Yearly Archives: 2020

Will Joe Biden Replace the Army With AntiFa Mercenaries? This Man Thinks So.

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- There's a new rumor flying around...

Retreating to Familiar Territory, Trump Demands Biden’s Birth Certificate

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, before he was elected to...

Men’s Rights Activist Demands Wife Bake Cake to Celebrate Anniversary of Male Suffrage

DICKHEAD, NEW JERSEY -- Matty Palahmbo is a men's rights activist....

Melania Trump Already Hard at Work Practicing Michelle Obama’s DNC 2020 Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, former First Lady Michelle Obama closed...

Trump Demands Secret Service Arrest Michelle Obama For “Verbally Beating the Living Shit” Out of Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, the most surreal and unprecedented Democratic...

Biden Campaign Worried They Might Not Win the ‘Injects Self With Bleach’ Vote

It was a voting bloc that until this year's election cycle...

She Wants to “Save The Children,” Just Not the Ones in Trump’s Concentration Camps

BLANCA SUPREMA, NEVADA -- 37-year-old mother of three Gwendolyn Howser in...

Palpatine Defends Dismantling Republic Postal Service Less Than Three Months Before Galactic Election

CORUSCANT -- Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is defending this decision to largely...

God Apologizes for His “Sloppy Aim”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway issued an urgent...

Trump Wants USPS to Charge Democrats $200 a Stamp Until November 4th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration's continuous changes at the United...