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Trump Offers to Scratch Border Wall in Favor of Giant Retractable Dome

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two...
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Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing the fact that he already lives in...
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Trump Settles For Holographic Wall

Washington D.C. -- Officials close to President have acknowledged that Mr....
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Libertarians Finally Enjoying National Parks During Government Shutdown

Yosemite National Park, CA -- Simi Valley resident and self-proclaimed Libertarian...
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Tennessee Trump Voter Wants Taco Bell Shut Down For ‘Being Too Mexican’

How one confused man's fight against Mexican immigrants led him on a crusade against a fast food chain.
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2020 Democratic Contender Hopes She’s as Likable as Rage-Tweeting Racist, White Collar Crook She’d Be Facing

GOLD HILLS, CALIFORNIA -- Maybe you haven't heard of Cheryl Tulipson...
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Nancy Pelosi Asks Bob Mueller to Swear Her In As Speaker of the House

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- When she raises her right hand and is...
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Trump Boys “Playing Government” With Daddy During Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump is presiding over yet another...
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