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MAGA News

David Duke, American Nazi Party, KKK Condemn Media for Implying Racists Wear MAGA Hats

DÉSOSSAGE VOTRE COUSIN, MISSISSIPPI -- This morning, in a rare and...
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Criminal Justice

Trump Worried Giuliani is the Smocking Gun

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Everyone on the Hill seems to be trying...
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Tech

Twitter To Fact-check President Trump in Real Time

San Francisco, CA -- Social media giant Twitter launched a 'just-in-time'...
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Immigration

Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market

El Paso, TX -- President Trump tweeted earlier this week that...
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MAGA News

Trump: David Dennison Emailed John Barron to Have Individual-1 Direct President of Puerto Rico to Tell Cohen to Commit Perjury, Not Him

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- In an unforeseen and potentially earth shattering development,...
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Totally Bulls*it News

Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward in Time and Kill Baby Ben Shapiro”

HELL -- Adolf Hitler was asked by a reporter this morning...
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Business

Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)...
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Lifestyle

Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial

Tustin, CA -- Tustin husband and father of three Jarrett Roush...
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Science & Medicine

Trump Buys 100 Salads For Winning Women’s College Basketball Team

Washington, D.C. -- The Syracuse Women's Basketball team were stunned this...
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Immigration

Trump Orders Space Force to Build Space Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a radio interview on WKKK-FM, Donald Trump...
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