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Twitter To Fact-check President Trump in Real Time

San Francisco, CA -- Social media giant Twitter launched a 'just-in-time'...
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Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market

El Paso, TX -- President Trump tweeted earlier this week that...
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Trump: David Dennison Emailed John Barron to Have Individual-1 Direct President of Puerto Rico to Tell Cohen to Commit Perjury, Not Him

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- In an unforeseen and potentially earth shattering development,...
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Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward in Time and Kill Baby Ben Shapiro”

HELL -- Adolf Hitler was asked by a reporter this morning...
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Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)...
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Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial

Tustin, CA -- Tustin husband and father of three Jarrett Roush...
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Trump Buys 100 Salads For Winning Women’s College Basketball Team

Washington, D.C. -- The Syracuse Women's Basketball team were stunned this...
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Trump Orders Space Force to Build Space Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a radio interview on WKKK-FM, Donald Trump...
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McDonald’s Debuted New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week...
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Trump Offers Dems Border Wall Compromise of Giant Retractable Dome

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two...
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