Yearly Archives: 2019

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Area Man Misinterprets Wife’s Request for a Facial

Tustin, CA -- Tustin husband and father of three Jarrett Roush...
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Trump Buys 100 Salads For Winning Women’s College Basketball Team

Washington, D.C. -- The Syracuse Women's Basketball team were stunned this...
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Trump Orders Space Force to Build Space Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a radio interview on WKKK-FM, Donald Trump...
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McDonald’s Debuted New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week...
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Trump Offers Dems Border Wall Compromise of Giant Retractable Dome

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- With the government shut down for over two...
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Burger King Preps 60,000 Mexican Replacement Robots

Miami, FL -- Burger King Corporation announced today that it plans...
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Men’s Rights Activist Vows to Never Shave Cousin’s Genitals with Gillette Razor Again

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster Jethro Bohiggins is angry...
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Mexico Offers to Pay Furloughed U.S. Workers’ Salaries

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO - -The President of Mexico has officially offered...
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McDonald’s Debuted Their New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With the federal government entering its fourth week...
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27 People Missing & Presumed Dead in Flat Earth Expedition

Ushuaia, Argentina -- 24 flat earth researchers and 3 crew members have...
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