Yearly Archives: 2019

White House Requests Celebratory McNugget Dipping Sauce Lists from Rams and Patriots

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration sent a letter addressed to...

Trump: Telling Sarah Huckabee Sanders Not to Give Briefings ‘Only Way to Keep Her From Lying’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump drew criticism when...

Transgender Afghanistan Vet Hopes Trump’s Bone Spurs Aren’t Hurting Him Anymore

STONE HILL, KENTUCKY -- Lt. Michael Sabara was born Christina Sabara,...

David Duke, American Nazi Party, KKK Condemn Media for Implying Racists Wear MAGA Hats

DÉSOSSAGE VOTRE COUSIN, MISSISSIPPI -- This morning, in a rare and...

Trump Worried Giuliani is the Smocking Gun

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Everyone on the Hill seems to be trying...

Twitter To Fact-check President Trump in Real Time

San Francisco, CA -- Social media giant Twitter launched a 'just-in-time'...

Border Prayer Rugs Blamed on Fake El Paso Flea Market

El Paso, TX -- President Trump tweeted earlier this week that...

Adult Hitler: “I’d Totally Go Forward in Time and Kill Baby Ben Shapiro”

HELL -- Adolf Hitler was asked by a reporter this morning...

Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)...