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Gargantuan Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man...
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Lifestyle

Gordon Sondland Passed His Bus Driver Exam Just Before Impeachment Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that,...
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MAGA News

Nunes, Jordan Unsure Vindman’s Purple Heart as Patriotic as Their Orange Lips

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Congressmen Gym Jordan and Devin Nunes, Republicans, are...
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Conservative Media

Trump Records Christmas Single for Charity: “White Power Christmas”

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA -- American record label U.S. Capitol Records announced this...
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MAGA News

Medical Staff Unable to Extricate Lt. Col. Vindman’s Entire Foot from Nunes’ Cinnamon Hole

WASHINGTON, D.C -- Before the second impeachment hearing of the day...
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MAGA News

Devin Nunes: “It’s Time to Impeach The Media”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), the ranking member of...
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Business

Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Each year, coffee giant Starbucks unveils its holiday...
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Business

Trump Supporter Podcaster Won’t Camp Out In Front Of WalMart Unless They Rename It “White Friday”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is an unabashed, self-described...
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MAGA News

Turkey Says “Thanks, But No Thanks” to Trump’s Presidential Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for...
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MAGA News

Report: Yovanovich’s Are Way Bigger Than Trump’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The National Institute For Reporting Stuff and Things...
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