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Jim Jordan Shreds Cohen Testimony: ‘Total Waste of Taxpayer Dollars’ That ‘Didn’t Get into Benghazi Even Once’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told a right-wing talk radio...
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Doctors Unsure When or If Cohen’s Foot Can Be Removed from Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- At the time of publication, White House medical...
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Courier Hands Cohen Check Signed by President Trump Just Before Entering Capitol Building

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The collective political world is at a stand...
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Trump Packed Two Pairs of Dress Bone Spurs for Vietnam Summit

VIETNAM -- No one can ever accuse President Donald Trump of...
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Bablyon Bee Drops All Pretense and Converts to Conservative Christian Mega-Church

LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN --  The online satirical publication known as The...
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Jeff Sessions Says Spike Lee Should Be Arrested for Making Joints, Not Given Awards

WHITE HOOD, ALABAMA -- Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions was stopped...
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A Scientific Breakdown of All the Racism in Spike Lee’s Oscar Acceptance Speech

Last night, iconic film director Spike Lee made personal history when...
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Putin Unsure He’ll Invite Trump to D.C. 4th of July Celebration

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Over the weekend, President Donald Trump announced that...
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New Poll: 99% of Humanity Wants Steve Irwin to Trade Places With PETA

This morning, the results of a new flash poll were released...
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MAGABomber, Coast Guard Terrorist, Charlottesville Driver Outraged Smollett Tried to Imply MAGA Boys Can Be Violent Sociopaths

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Cesar Sayoc, Christopher Paul Hasson, and...
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