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Indiana School Uses Live Ammunition in Active Shooter Training

MT. VERNON, INDIANA -- Over in the Hoosier State, quite a...
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Trump Demands Disneyland Post ICE Guards at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars:...
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J.K. Rowling Says You Didn’t Actually Read Harry Potter Novels

LONDONSHERRY DOWNTONSHIRE, ENGLAND -- Author J.K. Rowling has quite a close,...
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God Orders Recall of Bibles Autographed by Trump

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Larry "God" Schumway has announced an...
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Pelosi Offers McConnell Voter ID Laws for Voter IQ Laws

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For years, the Republican Party has been behind...
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Disney Declined To Buy Fox News Because They Can’t Afford Upkeep On Six Fantasylands

ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA -- In late 2017, in a deal worth more...
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McCain Leads Trump in Early 2020 Polling

In a new poll that was just published, the late Senator...
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Trump Challenges John McCain to Fist Fight

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the last several days, President Donald Trump...
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Poll: Trump Approval Rating 89% Among People Who Use Telegraphs

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The subject of President Donald Trump's approval ratings...
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Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The entirety of alleged billionaire Mr. Ivanka Trump's...
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