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6 Signs You Have Windmill Cancer

Windmill cancer, or wind cancer as it's also referred to, is...
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Dozens of Secret Service Members Volunteer to Be Next Ones Fired from Trump Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, President Donald Trump's administration saw quite...
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Trump Charity Accused of Stealing Donations Meant for Kids With Windmill Cancer

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The Trump Pediatric Windmill Cancer Foundation...
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Trump Wants Ann Coulter as Next DHS Secretary

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, Department of Homeland Security Secretary...
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Outgoing DHS Secretary Nielsen Making One Last Run to Petco for Dog/Migrant Child Crates

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the weekend, Department of Homeland Security Secretary...
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Rush Limbaugh Confused Why He Hasn’t Evolved Into a Human Yet

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA -- Conservative talk radio host and 2003 winner...
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Government Now Using Stealth Drones for Chemtrail Operations

Washington, D.C. -- In a surprise executive order, the Trump Administration...
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Barr Says He Has Evidence of OJ Simpson’s Innocence, But American Public Can’t See It

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr held a press conference...
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President Says TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  Though it's still more than a year and...
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Trump Says Democrats Want ‘Unlimited Post-Arousal Abortions’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump had a relatively convivial relationship...
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