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You Whiny Snowflake Cuck Libtards Owe Me a Space Safe from “OK, Boomer”

The following is an opinionated editorial written by staff writer Bill...
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Tucker Carlson Opens Up About Rooting for ‘Those Guys With the Smart Uniforms’ In the Indiana Jones Films

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last night on his Fox News...
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God Says Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Slovenly, Racist Morons’

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This past August, in what would...
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Can We Bait Notorious Pig Fucker Devin Nunes Into Suing Us Too?

The following was written by the editorial board of this publication....
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Man Sees Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup

COPA MILAGRO, NEW MEXICO -- Grant Tabor is a lifelong resident...
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Report: Nikki Haley Lives in Opposite Land Where Trump Tells the Truth and She’s Smart

MENTEUR SAC DE MERDER, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Sources close to situation...
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Kellyanne Conway Plans to Move to South Dakota

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Senior Lie Advisor Kellyanne Conway told...
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Trump: “As Soon As I Heard I Was Caught by the Whistleblower, I Wanted Nothing!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump stepped out onto the White...
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Giant Dumbfuck Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dumbfuck He Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man...
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Giant Dummy Just Can’t Stop Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment Like The Dummy He Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A former D-list reality TV host, a man...
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