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Study Shows Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and How Often You Say “Cuck”

One of the nation's leading scientific research organizations has concluded that...
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Study Shows 100% of Abortions None of Your Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion...
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Trump Orders Facebook and Twitter to Force Users to Like and Follow Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been no big secret around the nation's...
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Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum

LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA -- Pro-life Republicans in the...
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Women for Trump Teams With Chickens for McNuggets on Campaign Fundraiser

The White House will play host to a special dinner gala...
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Pentagon Tells Trump U.S. Armed Forces ‘Can’t Afford’ Two-Front War on Christmas and Thanksgiving

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though today is Thanksgiving, it's not a day...
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Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks,...
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Trump: Giuliani Went to Ukraine on Orders from President John Barron, Not Him

WASHINGTON, D.C -- For many months now, Rudy Giuliani, President Trump's...
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Former Papa John’s CEO Did 40 Days’ Worth of Coke in 30

GRAS RACISTE EN SUEUR RIVER VALLEY, KENTUCKY -- John Schnatter, founder...
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Analysis Shows More People Than IQ Points in the Arena During Last Trump Rally

Last night, President Donald J. Trump held another rally. As has...
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