Yearly Archives: 2019

Amazon Offers Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries to Alabama, Georgia, Ohio

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon has announced that will now offer same-day...

Huge Queues Already Forming in Most Alabama Alleyways

PORT ENFANT DU VIOL, ALABAMA -- The State of Alabama has...

Stephen Miller Assures Red State Lawmakers Migrant Children Don’t Have Human Heartbeats

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On a call with lawmakers from every state...

Incel Supports Alyssa Milano’s Sex Strike

BONE DRY FLATS, ARKANSAS -- Cal Worley is an incel. That...

Pro-MAGA Musician Drops New Country Single and Video: “I F**k The Flag”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- A pro-Trump singer/songwriter on the Confederate...

Ben Shapiro Admits He Gets a Little Bigger Kick out of Owning the Black Libs

THE MERRY OLD RED STATE OF OZABAMA -- Right-wing alleged intellectual...

Tiki Torch Carrying White Supremacist Agrees With Trump’s Criticism of Rep. Tlaib

HOOD MOUNTAIN, TENNESSEE -- Bill Ricci is what he calls an...

Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump held a signing ceremony in...

MAGA Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

SCHEIßE GESICHT, GERMANY -- Jethro Bohiggins, a fairly well-known right-wing podcaster,...