Yearly Archives: 2019

Ben Shapiro Admits He Gets a Little Bigger Kick out of Owning the Black Libs

THE MERRY OLD RED STATE OF OZABAMA -- Right-wing alleged intellectual...

Tiki Torch Carrying White Supremacist Agrees With Trump’s Criticism of Rep. Tlaib

HOOD MOUNTAIN, TENNESSEE -- Bill Ricci is what he calls an...

Trump Signs Trade Deal With Nambia To Triple Annual U.S. Covfefe Imports

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump held a signing ceremony in...

MAGA Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

SCHEIßE GESICHT, GERMANY -- Jethro Bohiggins, a fairly well-known right-wing podcaster,...

NASA Scientists Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the...

GA Lawmaker: Rape Pregnancies Are ‘God Putting One In You’

CHARLESTON, W. VIRGINIA -- In 2015, West Virginia Delegate Brian Kurcaba...

NBC To Put Trump Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Since becoming President, Donald Trump has...

Pat Robertson Warns: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has an ominous warning...

Donald Trump Jr. Plans to Assert His 5th IQ Point and Amendment and Privileges

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's third smartest son...

Pat Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson told a podcast audience...