Yearly Archives: 2019

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Alabama Celebrates First Fetal Wedding

RIO SIN DIENTES, ALABAMA -- In a sleepy Alabama town, preparations...
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Alabama Democrats Want a 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

FORT COQ DU CHAMPIGNON VÉNÉNEUX, ALABAMA -- In response to Republicans...
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Georgia Woman Turns Herself Into Authorities After Miscarrying

PARADIS CHAUVIN COUNTY, GEORGIA -- Authorities are confirming at the time...
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Mitch McConnell: “Trump’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside...
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Alabama Democrats Propose 72-Hour Waiting Period on Incestuous Sex

FORT COQ DU CHAMPIGNON VÉNÉNEUX, ALABAMA -- In response to Republicans...
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Bablyon Bee Converts to Conservative Christian Mega-Church

LAKE PROPAGANDA, MICHIGAN --  The online satirical publication known as The...
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Town Shocked When Man Declines to Use Penis as Excuse to Tell Woman What to Do With Her Vagina

MAPLE VALLEY, OHIO -- Residents of a town in Ohio are...
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Stormy Daniels Agrees: Donald Trump Doesn’t Do Cover-Ups

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Tensions are flaring like never before between Congressional...
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Alabama GOP Demands “Arthur” Air Episode Where He Marries His Sister

BAISEURS DE COUSIN EN ARRIÉRE PARISH, ALABAMA -- On May 13th,...
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Pelosi Wishes ‘The Founders Had Given Us Some Tool by Which to Hold a President Accountable’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi told reporters...
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