Yearly Archives: 2019

Town Republican Okay With Abortion Rape Exception ‘Only If She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’

One local Republican thinks abortion laws should be altered in his state, but only if a woman can prove she didn't in some way deserve to be raped.

Trump Says He Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For and Not Paying For Don Jr’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC...

Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye

COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA -- Doctors and attending staff in...

John McCain’s Spirit Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Secret Service is reporting at the time...

Trump Takes Credit for James Holzhauer’s Winning Streak and Its Conclusion

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Word has gotten to President Donald Trump that...

14 Hours in the UK Without Fox News Convinced the President That Donald Trump Is a Threat to America

LONDONTOWNSHIPSHIRE, ENGLANDVILLE KINGDOM -- Upon arriving in the United Kingdom for...

God Sent 40 Million Prayers for Donald Trump Straight to Voicemail

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This past weekend, Franklin Graham called...

Researchers Identify New Strain of Aggressive Rectal Cancer and Name It “William Barr”

LAKE CRISE CONSTITUTIONNELLE, MICHIGAN -- A new, fast moving and particularly...

Researchers Identify New Strain of Aggressive Rectal Cancer and Name It “William Barr”

LAKE CRISE CONSTITUTIONNELLE, MICHIGAN -- A new, fast moving and particularly...