Yearly Archives: 2019

Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Fast food purveyor Chick-Fil-A announced last week that...

A Complete List of Offenses in House Impeachment Report GOP Would Forgive if Obama or Hillary Did Them

The House Intelligence Committee has released its highly-anticipated report, following weeks...

6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call

Throughout the Ukraine scandal that has rocked the Trump administration and...

Which Barnyard Animal Does Devin Nunes NOT Fuck?

Recently, Satirical Facts published a piece entitled "Can We Bait Goat Fucker Devin...

Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning...

Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President

THE NORTH POLE, EARTH -- On Christmas night last year, President...

Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas”

This morning, President Donald Trump issued an executive order that he...

Trump Demands House Vote on His Articles of Impeachment Using ‘Electoral College Rules’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump paced angrily around the White...