Yearly Archives: 2019

Thought of Boston Straight Pride Parade Gives Mike Pence Full-On Chubby

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not the city of Boston permits...

John McCain’s Ghost Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Secret Service is reporting at the time...

Town Republican Okay With Abortion Rape Exception ‘Only If She Wasn’t Askin’ For It’

One local Republican thinks abortion laws should be altered in his state, but only if a woman can prove she didn't in some way deserve to be raped.

Trump Says He Regrets Every Abortion He Paid For and Not Paying For Don Jr’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, President Donald Trump spoke at CPAC...

Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye

COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA -- Doctors and attending staff in...

John McCain’s Spirit Sneaks Into White House and Teabags the President

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Secret Service is reporting at the time...

Trump Takes Credit for James Holzhauer’s Winning Streak and Its Conclusion

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Word has gotten to President Donald Trump that...

14 Hours in the UK Without Fox News Convinced the President That Donald Trump Is a Threat to America

LONDONTOWNSHIPSHIRE, ENGLANDVILLE KINGDOM -- Upon arriving in the United Kingdom for...