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Trump Offers Wall Compromise to Dems: Build a Retractable Dome Instead

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- President Trump backed off threats to implement new...
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McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit It All In There

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a hastily convened press conference this afternoon,...
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Trump: Space Force Will Put Base on Shared Earth/Mars Moon

AIR FORCE INDIVIDUAL-1 -- Flying back across the Atlantic to Washington,...
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Trump: Space Force Will Put Base on Shared Earth/Mars Moon

AIR FORCE INDIVIDUAL-1 -- Flying back across the Atlantic to Washington,...
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YouTube Suggests Crowder ‘Just Suck a D— and Get Over It’

SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Controversial alleged comedian Steven Crowder is still...
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Boston Straight Pride Parade Gives Mike Pence Full-On Chubby

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Whether or not the city of Boston permits...
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House Republican: Mueller Report ‘Extremely Biased’ Because It Doesn’t Mention Benghazi or Crooked Killary

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) is one of President...
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Trump Orders ICE Guards Posted at Entrance to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As Disneyland Park opens its new Star Wars:...
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Trump’s Best Irish American Friend Ronald Says The President Has ‘Exquisite Taste in Hamberders’

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS -- While overseas on a state visit to the...
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Trump Supporter: “My Family Didn’t Come Here from Europe to Let No Immigrants In!”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- On the latest edition of his...
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