Yearly Archives: 2019

White House Drama: Eric Tells Ivanka ‘You Might Sleep With Dad, But You’re Not My Mom!’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Word out of the president's residence is that...

Crews Will Work Overtime Shampooing Stench of Lies and Au Jus Out of Briefing Room

WASHINGTON,  D.C. -- The head of the White House cleaning crew...

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Eager for First Meal From Her Home Trough

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced...

Lindsey Graham ‘Warming Up’ To Taste Of Trump’s Rectum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey...

Texas Business Has Been Making Millions On Its “Lunch With Ted Cruz” Escape Room

EL CHINGADERO, TEXAS -- All across America, "escape room" businesses have...

This Cat Is ‘Pretty Sure’ He’d Be a Better President Than Donald Trump

NEW CATFORD, NEW YORK -- Mr. Whisker Bottoms is a Feline-American. He...

Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement

An actual anal sphincter is planning to sue Donald Trump for biting his style.

Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ate "way, way, way too...