Yearly Archives: 2019

Literal Anus Sues Donald Trump for Copyright Infringement

An actual anal sphincter is planning to sue Donald Trump for biting his style.

Trump Gets Terrible Case of Freedom Gas and Blames Farts On Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump ate "way, way, way too...

Alabama Republicans Hold Citizenship Ceremony for ‘Fetal Americans’

INBRED MOUNTAIN, ALABAMA -- Republicans in Alabama held a special ceremony...

President’s Plane Rechristened “Air Force Individual-1”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's aircraft has been officially rechristened. "Because...

Trump Economic Adviser: Eliminating Minimum Wage Will Result in 0% Unemployment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The man who will potentially take over for...

Tennessee State House Passes Law Banning Abortion If Your Mother Was Ever Pregnant

SOEUR PLAISIR VALLEY, TENNESSEE -- Republicans in the Volunteer state have...

Donald Trump Jr. To Undergo Plastic Surgery For Rare Facial Condition

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's son will be undergoing...