Yearly Archives: 2019

Jim Jordan Outraged Mueller’s Congressional Testimony ‘Won’t Even Touch On Benghazi’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the House Judiciary and Oversight Committees dropped...

Dean Jenny McCarthy Welcomes Prof. Jessica Biel to Mercola University Faculty

VALLE LA CHINGADA ESTUPIDA, CALIFORNIA -- Today the Double-Dean of Admission...

Americans React to Iran’s Leader Saying The White House is ‘Afflicted by Mental Retardation’

Tensions are undeniably flaring between Iran and the Trump administration. Last...

Local Conservative Outraged at Liberal’s ‘Vulgar Display of Empathy and Compassion’

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is "sick and fucking...

MAGA Boy: “Why Do Migrant Kids Need to Bathe and Brush Their Teeth If I Don’t?”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTuber, and country music...

6 Scientific Ways To Tell If You’re Sitting Next to an A-Hole

Sciencetistically speaking, we are literally surrounded by a-holes. That's because Newton's...

White House Releases List of Upcoming Summer Concentration Camp Activities

Recently, the Donald Trump administration published a list of events and...

Trump’s Concentration Camps File for Chapter 11

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a largely unsurprising and non-shocking turn of...

GOP Rep: Obama’s Fictional FEMA Death Camps Much Worse Than Trump’s Actual Concentration Camps

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) told a conservative podcast...