Yearly Archives: 2019

Historians Unearth George Washington’s Pilot License

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Researchers at the national archives have uncovered a...

Native American Man Spends July 4th Telling Americans To ‘Go Back’ Where They Came From

FALLBROOK, CALIFORNIA -- Tommy Curro, a member of the Pala Native...

President Trump Hopes Americans Appreciate How Hard Sucking Your Own D*ck In Front of Tanks Really Is

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is, according to one senior staffer,...

Trump Orders New ‘Specialized’ ICE Squad For Hispanic Arrests and Deportations

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump signed an executive order on...

Local MAGA Boy: Nike Should ‘Make It Up To’ Trump Supporters and Put Flaming T’s On Their Shoes

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and country music singer/songwriter...

MAGA Boy Outraged at How Uncivil AOC Was to Trump’s Gulag Guards

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...

Ivanka Opens North Korean Factory to Make Tennis Shoes With Confederate Flags on Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- First Lady-Daughter Ivanka Trump announced this afternoon that...

Dem Lawmaker Suggests Concentration Camp Defenders Spend the Night with Detainees to Prove How Humane They Are

GILNORVALO VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- This week, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez joined a...

Trump’s 4th of July Military Parade Officially Sponsored by Summer’s Eve and North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This year, the Trump administration has requested a...