Yearly Archives: 2019

Pro-Trump Televangelist: “Jesus Loves the Little Children in Cages a Little Less”

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- A televangelist Trump supporter told his congregation...

Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of...

Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. -- Secretly recorded meetings between...

Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a letter to California...

Local MAGA Supporter In Hospital With Burns on Feet After Nike Protest Goes Awry

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and country music singer/songwriter...

Celebrity Chef E. Schrödinger’s New Restaurant Is Now Open..Or Is It?

RIO DE LOS GATOS, CALIFORNIA -- World renowned Austrian Chef E....

Tomi Lahren: “Everyone Knows Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist muppet...

Pat Robertson Says California Earthquake Was God Clapping for Trump’s 4th of July Parade

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Though he didn't give his Independence Day...

George Washington Ended a Terror Attack With a Solo Flight in His Stealth Bomber

For this week's installment of Unreal History, we present the story...