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Navy Reveals Washington Won Its First “Top Flintlock” Trophy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Officials with the U.S. Navy have confirmed today...
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British Ambassador Promises To Stop Having Opinions That Are Based In Fact

MERRY OLD LONDON TOWN IN JOLLY OLD ENG-UH-LAND -- British Ambassador...
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Man Starting To Regret All the Cocaine He Did Right Before Playing Jenga

VALLE QUE CHINGAS, CALIFORNIA -- Larry Herbishaw should probably have not...
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Fox News Hires David Dennison as New Programming Director

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News announced that...
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Megan Rapinoe Accepts Invitation to Visit Hillary Clinton’s House

LYON, FRANCE -- The U.S. Women's Soccer Team is celebrating their...
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How and Why Benjamin Franklin Invented Overhead Storage Compartments

The stories of America's aviation and aeronautics contributions to humankind are...
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Pro-Trump Televangelist: “Jesus Loves the Little Children in Cages a Little Less”

HOLY OAK, VIRGINIA -- A televangelist Trump supporter told his congregation...
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Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- President Donald Trump ordered the Army Corps of...
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Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

A BUNKER DEEP BELOW SOROS-NET, INC. -- Secretly recorded meetings between...
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Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent a letter to California...
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