Yearly Archives: 2019

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Trump 2020 Ad Uses Stock Footage of 1930’s Germans to Represent MAGA Supporters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump 2020 Campaign admitted today that they...
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Cop Shoots Suspected Unarmed Black Ice Cream Licker

BLANC PRIVILLÉGE CREEK, LOUISIANA -- An unarmed African American female suspected...
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Ross Perot Nudges George H.W. Bush Out of Line for Heavenly Buffet

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Sources close to the situation say...
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You Won’t Believe The Diseases Essential Oils Have No Chance of Curing!

Essential oils don't just make your room smell less like farts...
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Navy Reveals Washington Won Its First “Top Flintlock” Trophy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Officials with the U.S. Navy have confirmed today...
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British Ambassador Promises To Stop Having Opinions That Are Based In Fact

MERRY OLD LONDON TOWN IN JOLLY OLD ENG-UH-LAND -- British Ambassador...
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Man Starting To Regret All the Cocaine He Did Right Before Playing Jenga

VALLE QUE CHINGAS, CALIFORNIA -- Larry Herbishaw should probably have not...
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Fox News Hires David Dennison as New Programming Director

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This morning, Fox News announced that...
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Megan Rapinoe Accepts Invitation to Visit Hillary Clinton’s House

LYON, FRANCE -- The U.S. Women's Soccer Team is celebrating their...
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How and Why Benjamin Franklin Invented Overhead Storage Compartments

The stories of America's aviation and aeronautics contributions to humankind are...
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