Yearly Archives: 2019

Tomi Lahren Hard at Work on List of Acceptable Ways for Black People to Protest Abuse

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox...

White House Staff Were Terrified Trump Would Try to be President During Twitter Outage

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- At the time of publication, Twitter had just...

22 Year Old Trophy Wife Into Gray Pubes After All

DELAWARE, TEXAS -- Kate Singleton just married the man of her...

Rapinoe Will Visit Hillary Clinton’s House Instead of the White House

LYON, FRANCE -- Recently, a report from our sister publication, Satirical...

Trump Orders Facebook and Twitter to Require Users Like and Follow Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been no big secret around the nation's...

Fox News’ Lahren: “Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

LA CULERA RUBIA ARRUGADA, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, our sister publication, Alternatively...

Man in Romantic Relationship With Wall Socket Shocked by Genital Pain

VALLE DE PENE QUEMADO, NEW MEXICO -- No matter how much...

Poll Says Majority of Americans Approve of Aborting Alabama, Missouri, Georgia, and Ohio

Back in May, four red states adopted new, extremely harsh bans...

NRA Backs Law Allowing Gun Sales After Shop Is Closed

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- The National Rifle Association has come out in...