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Dinesh D’Souza Says Hurricane Barry’s Real Name is Barack

EL LAGO TIOTHOMAS, CALIFORNIA -- As officials work to clean up...
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Trump Threatens to Deport “The Squad” to New Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The war of words between President Donald Trump...
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Lindsey Graham: Racist Tweets Make Trump’s Sphincter Taste ‘Delicious’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey...
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Local Klansman Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Trump Telling Four Brown Americans to Go Back Where They Came From

BEDFORD FORREST, MISSISSIPPI -- Jeremiah "Two-Tooth" Jackson, a 66 year old...
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Kim Jong-un Purchases Michael Jordan

Pyongyang, North Korea -- The Official new agency of the DPRK...
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ICE to Update Agents’ Badges, Uniforms, and Hoods

WASHINGTON, D.C.-- The Department of Homeland Security has announced that later...
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Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) was stopped on her...
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Bigoted Woman Tired of Being Called a Bigot for Supporting a Bigoted President

LA CARNE SACO LLENO DE MIERDA, ARIZONA --  Radio personality June...
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Trump Orders Social Media Companies to Require Users to Like and Follow Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been no big secret around the nation's...
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Tomi Lahren Starting Her Own Shoe Company

CHICA RUBIA CHINGADERA, CALIFORNIA -- When Nike announced that, after being...
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