Yearly Archives: 2019

Laura Ingraham Blasts Disney for Not Recasting Aladdin’s Genie White

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Frau Laura Braun...

Fuming Bezos Threatens Hostile Takeover of Offensive Crayons Over Amazon Day Buttplug Protest

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is reportedly "livid beyond...

Barack Obama Agrees That Donald Trump ‘Doesn’t Have a Racist Bone’ In His Body

A SECRET SOCIALIST KENYAN BUNKER SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- The battle...

Angry Pelosi Reminds Trump It’s Her Job to Diminish and Insult “The Squad” Publicly

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry Nancy Pelosi lashed out at Donald...

Dinesh D’Souza Says Hurricane Barry’s Real Name is Barack

EL LAGO TIOTHOMAS, CALIFORNIA -- As officials work to clean up...

Trump Threatens to Deport “The Squad” to New Mexico

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The war of words between President Donald Trump...

Lindsey Graham: Racist Tweets Make Trump’s Sphincter Taste ‘Delicious’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Throughout the 2016 presidential election season, Senator Lindsey...