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Eric Trump: 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News,...
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Eric Trump Tells Fox News 95% of Unicorn Breeders Support His Father

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In an interview on Fox News,...
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For Some Unknown Reason, This Canadian Immigrant Hasn’t Felt Threatened by Any of Trump’s Rhetoric

RIO DE LA GUEROS, CALIFORNIA -- Technically, 35 year old Susan...
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Tennessee Gov. Signs Proclamation Celebrating Racism

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE -- Earlier this week, Tennessee governor Bill Lee (R)...
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Confused Trump Asks First Lady Why FaceApp’s “Old Man” Filter Seems Broken

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the Oval Office this morning, there was...
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Kellyanne Conway Confirms Her Ethnicity As Crypt Keeper

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A defiant Kellyanne Conway stridently and forcefully told...
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Republican Reminds Dems House Rules Forbid Calling Flaming Bag of Diarrhea on White House Lawn “Sack of Sh-t”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Doug Collins (R-GA) reminded the Democratic caucus...
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Laura Ingraham Blasts Disney for Not Recasting Aladdin’s Genie White

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Frau Laura Braun...
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Fuming Bezos Threatens Hostile Takeover of Offensive Crayons Over Amazon Day Buttplug Protest

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is reportedly "livid beyond...
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Barack Obama Agrees That Donald Trump ‘Doesn’t Have a Racist Bone’ In His Body

A SECRET SOCIALIST KENYAN BUNKER SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA -- The battle...
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