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MAGA Boy Grateful Obama Built FEMA Centers Trump Can Use As Concentration Camps For Brown Babies

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Jethro Bohiggins is not a fan...
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Meadows Says He’ll Grill Mueller About Obama’s Tan Suit

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One of President Trump's most loyal and strident...
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Karen Surrenders Control of Her Vagina and Joins Women for Trump

VALLE MUJERES AUTODESTRUCTIVAS, CALIFORNIA -- When President Trump's daughter-in-law Lara launched...
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Conservative Christian: Rape Pregnancies Are ‘Just God Putting One In You’

CHARLESTON, W. VIRGINIA -- In 2015, West Virginia Delegate Brian Kurcaba...
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Trump Nominated for the Nobel Prize in Bigotry

OSLO, NORWAY -- The very first Nobel Prize in the fields...
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Trump Asks for New Question Added On 2020 Census: “Are You Brown?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is not done fighting to have...
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Trump: “Mueller Fully and Completely Exonerated Me in Such a Mean, Biased Way!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump lashed out again at former FBI...
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MAGA Boy Says His Wedding Made It The Best Family Reunion Yet

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...
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Trump: “I Could Lynch Someone on 5th Avenue, But That Doesn’t Mean I’m Racist, Does It?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reporters today that he's "pretty...
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Trump Threatens to Send Statue of Liberty Back Where She Came From

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Statue of Liberty could be packed up...
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