Yearly Archives: 2019

MAGA YouTuber and Musician Drops New Country Single and Video: “I F**k The Flag”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- A pro-Trump singer/songwriter on the Confederate...

Call of Duty Designer Apologizes for Inspiring World War II

A man who worked on the design of one of the...

Trump Promises to Write MAGA Bomber Every Day He’s in Prison

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last year, Cesar Sayoc sent pipe bombs to...

FACT CHECK: Is The Babylon Bee Being a Whiny Little Bitch?

Right-wing megachurch The Babylon Bee is currently the middle of quite a...

Nation Devastated to Find Out McConnell Will Probably Recover From Fall

Over the weekend, news broke that Senate Majority Leader and Satan's...

Trump Says That He Misses Blaming His Farts on Sarah Huckabee Sanders

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sister publication The Political Garbage Chute reported last...

Local Gun Rights Activist: Mass Shootings ‘Aren’t That Big a Deal Because Everyone Dies’

One young libertarian gun rights activist explains why mass shootings aren't so bad -- because "mortality."

ISIS Asks Trump For Tips on Inspiring Young Men

SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- The terrorist organization known as ISIS, or...