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Trump Considering Sarah Palin as National Insecurity Adviser

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing what he called "extremely fart-tudinous circumstantials," President...
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Trump Wonders If ‘Obama And Crooked H’s Deep State’ Were Behind 9/11 Too

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump took time to...
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MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Insult His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants

RICCI RIVER, NEW JERSEY -- If there's one thing that 35...
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“I Guess I’ll Just Have to Bomb Iran All By Myself!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A visibly upset John Bolton was seen angrily...
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Rally Crowd Shocked and Dismayed When President Tells a Single Truth

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a campaign rally in North Carolina this...
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New 2020 Polls Show Chrissy Teigen Leads President P**sy A** B**ch In Head-to-Head Matchup

Currently, the RealClearPolitics polling averages show that next year's presidential election could leave...
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President Invites Sarah Palin to Become His Third First Lady

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Within a matter of minutes after finding out...
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Chrissy Teigen and The DNC Just Unveiled a New 2020 Slogan

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Democratic National Committee has unveiled a new...
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Sculptor Almost Threw Out a Mitch McConnell That Looked Like an Old Lump of Unused Clay

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A sculptor in the nation's capital almost made...
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President Cancels Plans for Twin Trump Towers in Kabul

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump announced on Twitter over the weekend...
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