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Starbucks Asks Customers Not To Open Carry Vape Pens in Stores

SEATTLE, WASHINGSTONED -- Coffee retailer Starbucks is joining a growing list...
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DeVos Orders Schools to Run Active Vaper Drills

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- All around the country, schools will begin to...
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NRA Supports Universal Background Checks and Waiting Periods For Vaping Products

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA -- During a press conference this morning, a spokesterrorist...
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Vape Company Giving Guns Away With Their Products to Avoid Regulation

A California company that produces vaporizing products for sale in the...
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Irate Manager Demands to Speak to Store’s Karen

BEAR ROCK, CALIFORNIA -- An irate manager at a local retail...
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Trump Says He Can’t Be Impeached Until Dems Impeach Individual-1 First

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, the House Judiciary Committee approved and...
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President Commemorates The Day His Skyscraper Became the Tallest Building in New York

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a solemn ceremony this morning, President Donald...
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Trump Considering Sarah Palin as National Insecurity Adviser

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing what he called "extremely fart-tudinous circumstantials," President...
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Trump Wonders If ‘Obama And Crooked H’s Deep State’ Were Behind 9/11 Too

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump took time to...
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MAGA Boy Pretty Sure He Can Insult His Way into AOC’s Stupid Commie Pants

RICCI RIVER, NEW JERSEY -- If there's one thing that 35...
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