Yearly Archives: 2019

President Forbids White House Staff to Use Any “I-Words”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this year, a visibly agitated President Trump...

McConnell: “The President’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside...

Exclusive Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron?

While the attention of most of the media outlets in America...

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Blowjobs’ In Impeachment Case Against Trump

WACO, TEXAS -- Though he's now the chancellor of Baylor University,...

Local Man Unsure Trump Should Get To Pick Supreme Court Justice During Impeachment Year

WIDOW'S PEAK, VIRGINIA -- Tom Stumbleworth voted for Donald Trump in...

Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Nancy Pelosi ‘To Save Some Time’

THE LAKE OF FIRE, HELL, ETERNITY -- At a press conference...

President Claims Quid Pro Quo Covered Under Executive Privilege

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the firestorm of controversy swells around his...

John Adams Once Called The King of England for Dirt on Thomas Jefferson

While the nation's political and governmental institutions grapple with an authentic...

Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins...