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Big, Dumb, Idiot Spends His Day as Most Powerful Idiot in the World Live-Tweeting His Own Impeachment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- By noon in the nation's capital today, a...
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Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States was the subject of an...
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President Retweets Klan Poll Showing 100% Impeachment Disapproval

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States has found...
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Ivanka Admits to Being White House Thistle Blower

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite the best efforts of The Failing New York...
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Exclusive Report: Is the President a Complete and Total Moron?

While the attention of most of the media outlets in America...
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Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

The President of the United States is currently the subject of...
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President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The most powerful alleged billionaire and white collar...
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Idiot Uses Twitter to Whine and Rant Like a Big, Dumb Idiot All Weekend Long

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A big, dumb, stupid idiot took to his...
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President Forbids White House Staff to Use Any “I-Words”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this year, a visibly agitated President Trump...
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McConnell: “The President’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters outside...
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