Yearly Archives: 2019

Doctors Confirm Nancy’s Are Bigger Than Trump’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors in the D.C. area have confirmed for...

Trump Accuses Democrats of Trying to Steal an Election By Getting More Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the battle over impeachment rages on, President...

John Bolton Shocked to Find Out John Bolton Has a Moral Compass

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND -- Former National Security Adviser John Bolton is reportedly...

Donald Trump Jr. Will Attend Classes at Electoral College to ‘Become an Electrician’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced...

President Devastated Peter Falk Couldn’t Attend White House Columbo Day Celebration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Trump is reportedly seething right now, angry...

Trump Asks Ukraine to Dig Up Dirt on Sean Spicer’s Dancing With the Stars Rivals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump is no stranger to...

Pro-MAGA YouTube Star Says Dems Can’t Impeach President Without ‘Blowie’ In the Oval Office

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE  -- Jethro Bohiggins is a right-wing YouTube...

Donald Trump Jr. Enrolls at Electoral College to ‘Learn to Become an Electrician’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest son announced...