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Criminal Justice

Jim Jordan: “We Can’t Impeach Trump Before Impeaching Joe Biden”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Gym Jordan told reporters this morning that...
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MAGA News

Clowns Hold Press Conference and Raid Closed Door Deposition

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A gaggle of drunken, angry clowns held an...
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Science & Medicine

Trump Says California Fires Made Worse by ‘All The Windmills Making So Much Wind’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, who is also a noted...
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Sports

Kellyanne Conway Says Nats Fans Were Alternative Cheering Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senior mendacity adviser to the president, Kellyanne Conway,...
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MAGA News

Trump Orders Washington Nats and Their Fans Deported ‘Back to Maple Mexico’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Immediately upon returning back to the White House...
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Totally Bulls*it News

President Asked If His Bone Spurs Could Assist Special Forces’ al-Baghdadi Operation ‘In Any Way’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before authorizing the military operation that ended in...
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MAGA News

Giuliani’s Mouth Dials Trump’s Butt and Asks If It Needs a Kiss

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani made...
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MAGA News

Gowdy: “How Can You Impeach Trump When He Wasn’t Even Involved in Benghazi?”

AMOR DU COUSIN, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Former Congressman Trey Gowdy is...
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Tech

Will Mark Zuckerberg Mind Us Publishing on Facebook That He Fu**s Sheep?

A recent editorial published on our sister site, The Political Garbage Chute, has...
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MAGA News

Trump Still Scouting Locations for Next Klanpaign Rally

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One could argue that President Donald J. Trump...
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