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Mexico Offers to Pay for 100% of Wall on Their Border With Colorado

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In a development that might be beneficial...
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Kellyanne Conway: Nats Fans Were Alternative Cheering Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senior mendacity adviser to the president, Kellyanne Conway,...
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Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron?

While the attention of most of the media outlets in America...
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President Says UFC Crowd Booed Hillary for Not Being There For Them to Boo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald J. Trump attended an...
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3 Million New Yorkers Have Signed a Petition to Rename a Landfill After Donald Trump

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This week, President Donald J. Trump...
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Woman Refuses to Apologize for Her Tomi Lahren Halloween Costume

ARROYO FALLS, MICHIGAN -- Another Halloween season has come and gone,...
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Trump Wants Purple Heart for Getting Ego Bruised by Impeachment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a closed-door deposition this week, Lt. Col....
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Zuckerberg Lifts Ban on Hate Speech So Facebook Can Promote Breitbart Articles on News Section

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, has...
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Tulsi Gabbard Announces Jill Stein Will Be Her Pick for Vice президент

GRASS PLAINS, IOWA -- Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard made big...
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New York City Real Estate Values Have Tripled Since Trump Announced He Left

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last night on Twitter, the President...
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