Yearly Archives: 2019

Mostly Bulls*it OpinionsTotally Bulls*it News
Totally Bulls*it News

Audio Leaks of Richard Spencer Dictating Speech for President Trump

KNOTSY WOODS, VIRGINIA -- Leaked audio has emerged of devout white...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

NYC Property Values Have Skyrocketed by 300% Since Trump Announced He Left City

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Last night on Twitter, the President...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Trump Orders the Execution of All Thanksgiving Turkeys Pardoned By Obama

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The first thing President Donald Trump did this...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Turkey Passes On Presidential Pardon From Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's been a longstanding tradition in America for...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former Secretary of State, and winner...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Trump Tells President of California Newsom is an ‘Incompetent Idiot’ and ‘Responsible’ for Fire Situation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There is no amount of love lost between...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

White House Thanksgiving Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's not for another couple of weeks,...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Man Who Cheered Benghazi Hurting HIllary Clinton Irate About “Partisan Political Impeachment” of Trump

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- During the entirety of the Benghazi...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Trump: UFC Crowd Was Booing Hillary Clinton for Not Showing Up For Them to Boo Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, President Donald J. Trump attended an...
James Schlarmann -
Totally Bulls*it News

Mexico Offers to Pay for 100% of Wall on Their Border With Colorado

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- In a development that might be beneficial...
James Schlarmann -
1...121314...97Page 13 of 97

Past Posts

© James Schlarmann All Material is Satirical