Yearly Archives: 2019

He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas,...

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your Fucking Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion...

TIME Promises Trump They’ll Name Him “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing C_ _t of the Year” in 2020

This morning, the world's most most powerful petty and jealous man...

Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding C_ _t

A new study from the National Institute of Studying Really Obvious...

Online Petition Requesting CBC Cut Trump Out of “The White House” Reaches 150 Million Signatures

CANADA -- The Canadian Broadcasting Company edited out then-Citizen Donald Trump's...

Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

LOS CONSERVATIVOS CHINGANDOS, CALIFORNIA -- This morning, a day after Christmas,...

Jesus Writes Op-Ed In Favor of Removing Trump From Office

Jesus Hubert Christ made headlines over the past weekend by writing...

McConnell: “Mulvaney Might Have TOO MUCH Evidence That Exonerates the President to Choose From”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The congressional stalemate over the delivery of President...

Study Confirms Stephen Miller is an Ugly, Racist, Balding Cunt

A new study from the National Institute of Studying Really Obvious...

Trump Orders Additional “K” Added To Hanukkah to “Make Jew Christmas Great Again”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, in an Oval Office signing ceremony attended...