Washington D.C. — According to leaks from within the West Wing of the White House, President Trump was visibly displeased with Vice President Pence’s choice of Halloween costume. Reports emerged claiming that the President slipped into a fit of rage when seeing Pence dressed up as a urinal, complete with a “deodorizing donut.”
Apparently the Vice President has considered several options for Halloween including dressing up as his Michael Sweet, the lead singer for Christian Heavy Metal band Stryper. There was also rumors that the United States’ second man in charge was considering being a plunger when at the last minute he chose the urinal.
“When the Vice President entered the White House on Halloween morning,” said junior staffer Bethany Millbright speaking on condition of anonymity. “We was strutting around with this weird beaming grin saying all kinds of inappropriate things like, ‘do you need to go?’ and ‘want a donut?’ It was really weird. And as soon as he entered the Oval Office, the President started screaming.”
Later in the afternoon, during a scheduled campaign stop in Georgia, Pence refused to take off his costume. When he took the stage to praise controversial Gubernatorial Candidate Brian Kemp, who has recently come under fire for removing almost 1 million citizens, largely minorities, from the voting roles as Secretary of State. Note Mr. Kemp currently holds that offices and is overseeing the investigation into his own voter roll tampering.
There was a noticeable gasp followed by several minutes of silence as Mr. Pence took the state dressed as a Men’s room urinal.
“I can see that you’re used to seeing such a popular man as myself having a little bit of fun,” sail thew Vice President as he adjusted is heavy porcelain costume. “The folks in the great State of Wisconsin had the same reaction last week. But let me tell you, I know how to parrrr—tay better than any Hollywood Liberal.”
The crowd politely clapped while several audience members loudly cleared their throats.
Mr. Pence’s spokesperson said that the Vice President plans on dressing up as Donald Trump next year in hopes of gaining his favor.
