…new features include the much-hyped “Incel-erator,” which replaces the accelerator, satellite radio that plays only Theo Von and Joe Rogan podcasts, and an extra padded truck bed for transporting up to fifty tiki torches with ease.
In an effort to boost dwindling sales, Elon Musk announced this morning a rebranding of the Cybertruck.
“We originally really liked the Cybertruck name, however, we’ve noticed its not hitting the mark with younger consumers. So starting next year, the Cybertruck will be renamed and rebranded as The MuskStank,” the billionaire co-owner of presidency told everyone on a StarLink investor call today.
“It will have mostly the same features as our flagship Cybertruck, however, The MuskStank will also accent the users personality with some new features”.
Those “new features” include the much-hyped “Incel-erator,” which replaces the accelerator, satellite radio that plays only Theo Von and Joe Rogan podcasts, and an extra padded truck bed for transporting up to fifty tiki torches with ease. Perhaps the most notable new feature is a 15 hour download of a PDF of all new features that users can purchase if they currently drive a Cybertruck.
Explained Musk: “These new details have always been back-doored since inception, knowing who our market was for the Cyber-Truck/MuskStank, which explains why it is so easy to include on existing models. That market, of course, being the virgin/4chan user/weirdo market.”
When reached for comment, the NTSB said in a statement the safety regulatory commission has “wanted for years is to have Elon fix current problems with existing cars and software.”
“Self-Driving mode, in particular, has been a hot topic with numerous, avoidable accidents still occurring with no reaction or response from Tesla. Not only that, but the randomly exploding lithium-ion batteries still haven’t been addressed, and when it we attempted to contact Mr. Musk about them, he simply replied with a poop emoji and accusations of us not being ‘based.'”
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